This month’s header is thanks to a mysterious drive-by Buddha…

We came back from a trip to NJ over the weekend and sitting in our garden next to the driveway was…something different. A Buddha, as it turns out. The Husband picked it up to see if there was a note but nothing was attached. I refused to touch it in case it was a trap.

Hey, you never know.

Anyway, we thought it was cute and left to add charm and character to the garden. This morning the Husband came in from his run to let me know that another Buddha had appeared in the front garden. Or maybe the little Buddha was there all along and we didn’t notice. Either way we now have two.

I must admit that it’s starting to get creepy, like they’re evil Buddhas secretly multiplying like in a horror film. Some day I will walk out the door and the whole garden will be filled with them and then they’ll attack.

I have theorized that someone is stealing Buddhas from the neighbors and leaving them in our yard but since they are the exact same Buddhas we think this may be unlikely.

We are convinced that a friend is putting them in the yard and are pretty sure we know which friend it is. However, he/she is denying it. We’ll see how long he/she keeps denying it as the Buddhas start to attack.